Visa: BLACK CARD?

Master Card isnt the only company who has a black card. I really don't feel like typing out everything about it so here is a tid bit: It is only available to 1% of United States residents to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember. Sounds like someone's jocking..lol.. don't get me wrong. I'm a visa holder, hopefully they let me upgrade..lol.. Okay for the rest of the information on the Visa Master Card visit www.blackcard.com